2 news stories in one today 
Aren’t you proud of me? The first one is an awesome list of 5 things that Cracked.com have learn from watching Live Free or Die Hard. Some of the things are hysterical, I will quote the first 2 lessons learnt. You choose if you like em and if so, head on over
Alcohol Makes You a Stronger, Louder, More Efficient American Killing Machine
Before we saw the Die Hard franchise, we thought alcohol was just something to get our moms through their pregnancies. Based on the Gospel according to McClane, however, we now know that you don’t need assistance, shoes, a badge or even a reasonable excuse to blow up anyone or anything that (maybe) interferes with your God-given right to live free and/or die hard; you just need a socially degenerative drinking habit.
Black People Can’t Wait to Help You
Whether you’re murdering a guy for holding your wife hostage or simply murdering that same guy’s brother for no good reason, there will undoubtedly be a zany black stereotype who just can’t wait to help you. If you’re driving around Harlem and you need directions or a light, well you’re screwed. But if you need someone to follow you around all day and help you blow up terrorists, there will be a line of eager, wacky black folks who want nothing more than to quit their jobs and help you while pointing out the subtle differences between black and white people.
Man that was an awesome list, head on over to have a read if you wanna.