2 news stories in one today 
Aren’t you proud of me? The first one is an awesome list of 5 things that Cracked.com have learn from watching Live Free or Die Hard. Some of the things are hysterical, I will quote the first 2 lessons learnt. You choose if you like em and if so, head on over
Alcohol Makes You a Stronger, Louder, More Efficient American Killing Machine
Before we saw the Die Hard franchise, we thought alcohol was just something to get our moms through their pregnancies. Based on the Gospel according to McClane, however, we now know that you don’t need assistance, shoes, a badge or even a reasonable excuse to blow up anyone or anything that (maybe) interferes with your God-given right to live free and/or die hard; you just need a socially degenerative drinking habit.
Black People Can’t Wait to Help You
Whether you’re murdering a guy for holding your wife hostage or simply murdering that same guy’s brother for no good reason, there will undoubtedly be a zany black stereotype who just can’t wait to help you. If you’re driving around Harlem and you need directions or a light, well you’re screwed. But if you need someone to follow you around all day and help you blow up terrorists, there will be a line of eager, wacky black folks who want nothing more than to quit their jobs and help you while pointing out the subtle differences between black and white people.
Man that was an awesome list, head on over to have a read if you wanna.
Well the Australian Film Institute has released a list of the best 100 films in the last 100 years. I think they did a great job on the list and I will post it later in the post. It seems that the AFI have a real good nack at picking good films although Citizen Kane has surfaced amongst a lot of Greatest Movie lists.
AFI took up some time on CBS announcing all the ballots and votes etc. for the films on the list. Well I should probably stop rambling on and show you the list, so here it is…
100. Ben-Hur (1959)
99. Toy Story (1995)
98. Yankee Doodle Dandy (1942)
97. Blade Runner (1982)
96. Do the Right Thing (1989)
95. The Last Picture Show (1971)
94. Pulp Fiction (1994)
93. The French Connection(1971)
92. Goodfellas (1990)
91. Sophie’s Choice (1982)
90. Swing Time (1936)
89. The Sixth Sense (1999)
88. Bringing Up Baby (1938)
87. 12 Angry Men (1957)
86. Platoon (1986)
85. A Night at the Opera (1935)
84. Easy Rider (1969)
83. Titanic (1997)
82. Sunrise (1927)
81. Spartacus (1960)
80. The Apartment (1960)
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Being an avid Star Wars fan, I found this following list pretty funny and cool at the same time. The shirts have some well known characters on them, but most of them have funny sayings or have the characters doing funny things. A few honorable mentions from the list are below, enjoy
FilmSchoolRejects has just posted a great, and I think well overdue, Top 10 Comic Book Adaptation list. Here are number 1 and number 2 for you people who are loyal to us and decide to just make the rest of the list off it (just joked FSR, we love you :))
Personally I love the list and have always loved the lists FSR. Sin City is most deserving of there top spot, freaking great movie. Although I am unsure if 300 should be below Mystery Men as I found Mystery Men to be one of the worst movies of all time.
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This list is truly gold, FilmSchoolRejects have written a great list of the top 10 baddasses that they would fight. Total genius list that I wish I had come up with before them, but never the less, great list. Here are the 2 of the top 10 badasses.
10. Indiana Jones
Okay. I’m going to hear he was a super badass who constantly won. First off, without his whip, he dies early in a lot of movies. Relying on a prop really kills your badass-ititude, even for Indy. Plus, if there is a female in a 30 mile radius, he’ll forget about your fight and drop his zipper like a bitch. So, whip-less I’d just like to punch him in the face. Plus the whole act was overdone, and it just seemed like all the jocks in high school put him in his locker. Reason enough to keep the stereotype going. No teacher should be a badass without totally getting his world rocked. My right hand could be the deliverance of such.
9. Jackie Chan
Back in the day, I’d not come near this dude with a 40 foot pole. Jackie Chan went pansy in this movie. I totally would fight him in this movie. Anyone who dances with Chris Tucker needs punched in the face anyways. If you take away the super kung-fu of Chan, he is a horrible actor. So for that reason alone, ruining a whole catalog of movies, I’d want to fight him. Plus, like I said, he dances like a fool and tries to fit in. It just never works and he acts like a puss the whole time.
