Well I know I don’t update on the weekend but I feel I have been letting this site go and I really wanna take control of it some more, so I am doing some small updates for you guys on a Saturday, lucky you 
The Simpsons Movie have released a new movie poster and also created a new site. The movie poster still looks pretty generic but the site is something I have been looking forward to. The movie poster is below and the site is here
Personally I am not getting excited about this movie, I mean I am a huge sucker for the Simpsons but I don’t think they can make the switch from television to movies. Especially without going the 3D route or real life (although a real life Simpsons movie would absolutely suck dick).
I guess we will wait and see, hopefully it does bomb and they realise how bad an idea it was to make a full movie on the seasoned animals and go back full steam ahead with some new seasons.
… and it is shit. I mean they are fucking idiots, it has some chessy church song in the background (not trying to offend anyone) and the scenes they have chosen are shithouse. They could have gotten a sweet ass pwnage headshot from miles away through the scope but instead they have him shooting and some door blowing up.
This single trailer has made me so pissed off at this film, the games were awesome and I still play them to this day, but they may have just fucked up the movie beyond repair. I am with a lot of other movie sites, Olyphant just doesn’t look Hitmanish, Jason Statham could have played it better. But just watch it anyway
Quentin Tarantino is one of my favourite directors. I mean Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill and Pulp Fiction were great movies there is no doubting that. Tarantino as a person is a super geek and represents us out there that have a bit of a nerdy side. So when I got the news that Tarantino would be most likely doing a Kill Bill III and possibly even a IV I was stoked.
We’ll start off with the news of the third installment of Kill Bill. The word going around is Tarantino wants to return to China to shoot them.The third film will revolve around the revenge of two members of the crazy 88 (you know the group Thurman went crazy on? The ones with hoses for arms) on Uma Thurman. Sounds kinda ridiculous but hopefully Tarantino can make it work
The fourth installment of Kill Bill would be a cycle of revenge plots and a bunch of daughters who try to avenge there parents death. City Express quoted Bennett Walsh as saying about the kung fu movie. This also sounds kind of crap but I guess you have to see the third one to even think about comprehending the fourth one.
The director of the Chinese movie Xun Qiang (Missing Gun) Jiang Wen would be most likely to work with Walsh on this movie. Walsh was quoted as saying, “I also want to collaborate with younger directors. I believe there are many outstanding young directors in China who have not been brought into the light”
All in all I am eager to see what Walsh and Tarantino (and possibly Jiang Wen) are going to do with it. There was really no room for a sequel at the end of the second one, but as we all know, if the main character is alive there is room for anything.
The MPAA has added new fake movie posters so that if people are caught filming them they can be fined upwards of $250,000. That is absolutely madness [insert Gerard Butler angry face] and the MPAA really needs to stop being fucktards. As CinemaBlend kindly put, big hits like Spidy 3 pulled in $800million, when they could be pulling in $1billion don’t you feel sorry for the studios? No way in hell
Brad Bird talks to ComingSoon.net about a possible Incredibles sequel and also talks about Toy Story 3. He says Toy Story has a really good plot and if he can come up with something just as good or even better for Incredibles 2, he would jump on it. Toy Story 3 is set to be released in 2010.
Samuel L. Jackson has been seen playing Nick Fury in Iron Man. They obviously look the same (minus the eye patch but a little makeup and freshening up is a given) and Jackson is an awesome actor (Look for the wallet that says Bad Motherfucker on it) and I believe this role was definitely made for him.
A new trailer for the Transformers has been released. It is a TV spot for the much anticipated July 2nd release of Transformers. The hype is really starting to build up and I only hope Michael Bay can live up to the hype he is causing. Check it out in Quicktime or Flash Player
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Bruce Willis, the face behind the character John McClane in the Die Hard quadrilogy has answered some questions in a virtual press conference that could possibly bring out a new Die Hard. Willis has said he wants to do a Die Hard prequel, which would be extremely hard due to the 52 year old slowly aging away.
Willis was asked by a fan if he would shoot Die Hard 5 in Mexico, when Willis responded that he would be up for a Die Hard 5 but it is an American film and there is a chance he would shoot it in Mexico but would prefer to shoot in the US of A. According to MTV the conference had a lot of irrelevant questions and only a few were good ones.
“I would definitely consider doing a ‘Die Hard 5,’ and I would consider doing it anywhere,” Willis responded to an avatar from Mexico who asked if Willis would shoot it in his country. “I would prefer to shoot in the United States; I think ‘Die Hard’ has always been an American film.”
That same question got Willis talking about Die Hard 5 could’ve been a prequel. The possibility to carry the cop back in time has kind of dissipated due to him getting on age wise. All I hope is they don’t do a Die Hard 5 prequel with another character playing McClane.
here was a time when we discussed doing another ‘Die Hard’ as doing a prequel — kind of John McClane, the early years,” the actor remembered. “But I’ve kind of missed that window now, unless they come up with some type of new technology where they can smooth out these wrinkles — you know, these laugh lines — that I have on my face. But I would do [a prequel] if I could; I think as an actor, it’s just a matter of how I look.
The funniest moment of the press conference was when some guy from Denmark asked if Willis could say Yippee-ki-yay, Denmark. And surprisingly the actor said sure and switched on the audio in second life and blasted it out.
“Uh, yeah,” responded Willis, his real-life voice projecting through the Second Life audio. “Yippee-ki-yay, Denmark, and everybody else out there. And I don’t know if you’re allowed to say this, but Yippee-ki-yay, motherfuckers!”
